me: great lord of the rings reference in emily's email btw
other: your answers were much better than mine!!! i am jealous!!!
you both need to hug JIGGLES...she needs love and money
me: who is jiggles?
her: i have already told you how i feel about that
other: and i am telling you that you need to amuse me and hug her
it will make you feel good
me: who the hell is jiggles?
her: jiggles is her online "pet"
me: oh dear lord
other: my pet on myspace
her: much like your dragon
me: i don't hug my dragon
i send him into battle
DIFFERENT
other: jiggles is not the battle type
me: i don't like that name, either
other: she likes to be hugged so that she can make money and buy things
me: ralston is WAY cooler
her: its just weird. the whole thing. weird.
other: dont be jealous
me: we'll try not to be
other: i know it will be hard for both of you
her: wait.. what lord of the rings reference? (ten years later)
me: the potato definition is a quote from lord of the rings
i hate myself
her: nerd.
other: how do you know that?
me: because i am me
her: you notice that neither of us got the reference
just saying...
me: i know ... as i was typing it, i remembered that i wasn't actually writing it to people that would appreciate my nugget of trivia
her: nugget!
other: where do you come across all of these nuggets?
her: she watches lord of the rings weekly
THATS how
other: that is NUTS
me: seriously? do you not know who i am? how else would i be able to recite the movie from heart?
7 minutes later
other: i think i am having another heart attack!!!!
her: deep breaths!
other: it hurts to breath....
her: arms up!
other: this is crazy
me: i don't think you'd be chatting if you were having a heart attack
so there's reassurance in that
other: so i dont choke?
her: to open up your lungs
her: always looking for the silver lining
thats emily
me: i'm so empathic
other: nice....i dont think i am going to hold my arms up while they are having their meeting with the door open...they may find it to be a bit strange
me: they already find you a bit strange, darlin
her: no harm no foul
other: thanks, dear
her: i dont think ive ever used that phrase before
way to go me!
other: look at you...using good words and new phrases
her: im practically going nuts with them
other: that you are
i think we need to have a word of the day from now on...yesterday was goiter
me: i'm going nuts with the awesome words
i hate words of the day
they take away from my awesome word usage
other: today is haphazardly
me: because then EVERYONE has an awesome word
her: share the wealth emily
other: that is correct
me: NO
her: dont be so selfish with awesome words
other: didnt your mom teach you to share as a child?
me: i was a very good sharer as a child ... therefore i feel entitled in my adulthood NOT to be
her: that seems reasonable. meanwhile i think i was a jerk as a child.
does that mean i have to be nice to people now?
