Flight of the Phoenix

her: would you consider university of phoenix a legit school

me: no

her: dang it

i didnt think so

me: it's how allison got her masters

but i think it was a fake masters

her: but you dont trust it?

thats my concern

me: yah ... i'm pretty sure it's not held in high regard that you got your masters at the university of phoenix

her: didnt think so

me: not in arizona mind you

online ... and about magical birds

her: it would be a magical masters degree

me: and instead of a rolled diploma ... you get a wand

wait ... maybe i do want to go to this school

her: ive always wanted a wand. this is like killing 2 birds with 1 stone

2 MAGICAL birds

me: oh the madness