Rules

her: im stabbing you with my eyes

me: too bad i'm not looking at you

her: you dont have to be looking at someone for them to stab you

what dont you get about stabbing?

me: when it's with EYES you do

her: no no

me: follow the rules

her: i was stabbing the side of your head

its fine

me: well, i'm not dead ... so apparently you suck at it

her: its SYMBOLIC stabbing

me: well, symbolically i'm not dead

her: no, youre not literally dead

but you are dead to me.. symbolically

me: glad i know where i stand

dead

her: who knew death had so many rules?

me: my head is spinning

her: thats a side effect of the stabbing

it will pass

me: just like my death?

her: much like your death!

me: not funny when you just repeat what i already said

her: i didnt repeat

i agreed

me: perhaps you should come up with our url

instead of killing me with your eyes

her: homicide time is over

me: how 'bout http://www.emilyisstupid.com/