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me: i need to buy the anne of green gables movies

her: what?

me: i need to buy the anne of green gables movies

i'm not really sure why you can't understand that

her: it seems pretty straight forward

im just confused

me: do you not like the anne movies?

please tell me you've seen them

her: i have to admit.. i have not

me: wait ... um ... i'm sorry

you've never seen anne of green gables?

you're a girl, right?

btw .. did you get a cookie?

her: a cookie?

ive never seen the movies

me: yeah ... over by chad's?

okay ... nevermind ... we're not having a sex in the city weekend

we're having anne of green gables night

her: noooooooooo

we still have to have the sex in the city weekend

what kind of cookies

me: i don't know what kind of cookies

alright ... we will have sex in the city weekend ... punctuated with brief interludes of anne of green gables

her: well did you get a cookie

me: no!!!!

her: why not?!

me: i hate you.

her: i heard you say that out loud

me: you were meant to

her: yea right!

me: i said it out loud ... hence you were supposed to hear it

i'm going to vomit from so many animal crackers

her: im going to investigate the cookie situation