Man vs. Nature

me: make out with any bears last night?

her: no.. pretty much stayed in my room and watched tv.

i needed a break from nature

me: yeah, nature can be a pain sometimes

i had a mosquito in my office yesterday

i nearly had a breakdown

her: did it bite you

me: no

her: wow. that must have been terrifying

me: it pretty much was

her: i can imagine... the fear of almost being bitten by a mosquito

me: it's close to the fear of being mauled by a bear

her: im going to disregard your bear mauling comment.