Charming

me: you got any chocolate?
her: ive got popcorn, clementines, and a peanut putter granola bar. so no.
me: way to answer my question
i'll take a clementine
her: come on over then
me: i just got a seed
bad clementine ... BAAAAD clementine
her: cry about it
me: if i had choked on it ... i'd be too dead to cry
THAT was my point
her: is there a level of dead where you WOULD be able to cry about it?
me: probably not
but that's NOT my point
her: i just wanted to make sure i understood how dead you would have been
me: you understood smar a$$
her: this is my charm. embrace it.
me: i'll let chamm do that
her: i just gave you a look
because youre absurd
me: it was funny though
her: moderately funny
im not sure i can explain how much i missed chatting this morning
it was so lonely
me: it was horrible
i looked over at your cube wistfully a few times ... ready to make some remark only to be staring at a blank space
her: im not sure ive ever been so devastated
me: thank god you're back
her: i dont know how much longer i could have made it
i would have just sat in kens office calling out for you
im laughing just thinking about that
me: you forgot to mention that you'd be sobbing all the while
her: i thought that was obvious